Sunday 16 October 2011

A New Meaning to Zapp & Rogers "Computer Love"

TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY!


Before the software advancements of computers, in order to keep daily communication with loved ones far away we relied on the telephone. That telephone did so much for us (or so we thought). We would tell our partner what we were doing, what we were wearing, and most subjectively we would explore one of the many “alternatives” to sexual fulfillment when distance puts us at a disadvantage and that alternative is wonderful, amazing PHONE SEX!

Phone sex was what the housewives indulged in when their husbands were gone on business trips. It was what college students partook in with long distance lovers studying abroad. It is what people who met over the Internet would do (let me remind you they would do this without ever seeing this individual, not taking into consideration “beautiful perfect pictures” that we all put up on social networks and dating websites). Phone sex was booming at one point in time, well that is until the computer got webcams and the most amazing software of them all: SKYPE and there you have it. Webcam beat the telephone out the water. So now instead of telling your partner over the phone what you are touching (wink) you can show them!

Skype/Oovoo or any other webcam system out there, have become the survival kit for long distance relationships. Its one thing to hear the person you love over the phone but being able to see them no matter how far away they are is pretty extraordinary. Do not take it for granted! I remember being in a long distance relationship many years ago where Skype was un heard of and guess what? Even though I spoke to my partner on a weekly basis, sometimes even daily, it had gotten to the point where I literally could no longer match the voice to the face. Yes it is true; I FORGOT WHAT MY PARTNER LOOKED LIKE. I did not have any pictures of the guy and overtime the voice just was not enough.

Oh the many things that webcam has to offer! Ladies, lets say it is your man’s birthday and of course he is far from you and you are unable to spend this day with him. Well simply call him on Skype, put on some good music and give him a dance. Yes a dance! Make him know and love what he has waiting on him and make him never forget what he has the privilege of calling his.

But the number one thing that will drive your man crazy is to watch you masturbate on Skype. Do not be alarmed or surprised or weird about this. We are all adults here! After doing research on the subject, studies have shown that men love to see a woman play with herself. It gets them going. So you want to please your man? Strip, touch and let him enjoy =)

Men, do not be shy to show her what she has been holding out for. Distance can become a strain and every now and then a woman needs to know what she has far across the states, oceans or countries. It makes the wait worthwhile because when a woman is already undyingly attracted to you, giving her a full view every now and then will definitely make up for the distance. It will not achieve what you can do to her from her bed but it can damn sure hold her together. You do not have to dance for us; just standing in front of the camera letting it hang does more than enough! Please and thank you =)

The point is folks; its time to join the new millennium and take advantage of all that technology has to offer. Sitting on Skype all day with your love can get restless so spice it up and keep the flame going in your long distance relationship. Love can be shown in many ways, the human body can be explored and pleasured in MANY ways and thanks to technology you do not even need to be next to your partner to experience that fulfillment. Of course it will not be as great the REAL thing but It will definitely let the time go by a little easier until the next time you are able to enjoy sex with your love. So without further a due I will like to say thank you technology for fulfilling our long waited sexual desires =)

The Written Words of AJT

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I agree, even thou me nd my husband sure in the same house, we use phone sex gotta keep forever fun